First AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Trailer is Here!

It's that time folks! When Marvel starts to slowly release teaser trailers for a movie they know god damn well we would give our left, middle, and right nut to see right now. The first Avengers movie was so good most of us have already seen it 30-40 times. Some of us have so much love for the franchise that we've already gone through two or three Black Widow sex pillows. Now is the time for Marvel to wet our appetites once again, so throw that gorgeous pillow in the washing machine, light some candles, and let's enjoy the first trailer for "Avengers: Age of Ultron". Marvel, be gentle. My eyes need a cigarette.