It has been a long time coming. Geeks rejoice in the glorious news that "The merc with a mouth" is finally coming to the big screen! Thank you Ryan Reynolds, Jesus, Xenu, and the moth god that speaks to me in my dreams. I shall sacrifice 4000 calories in the acids of my fat stomach in your honor. With great power, comes great irresponsibility. #deadpool #officialsuit @deadpoolmovie pic.twitter.com/MPM89bYz1B — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 27, 2015
Can't really tell much from the photo. I mean, yeah he shaved his head so I guess you could say he is a method actor, but I will have to see his performance to really believe he is Lex. All I keep thinking is an alternate ending to "The Social Network", where Mark Zuckerberg gets some really bad news from his doctor involving spending too much time near computers.
I am not used to seeing a Schwarzenegger movie where he isn't running around with guns, shooting everyone while screaming incoherently in Germanglish, so it seems he has re-invented himself in the new drama "Maggie", by walking slowly with guns and giving the camera dirty looks. It tells the story of a mid west father named Wade (who inexplicably has an Austrian accent) finds out his daughter has been infected with a virus and is turning into a zombie. Now this looks like it could be a tear jerker, I mean, what dad wants to find out his daughter has contracted a serious disease? I know what you're going to say "Paris Hilton's dad lives with this every day." Very true, but it's hard to tell who has herpes just by looking at them, so in a way, zombies are less dangerous ...
It's always nice to hear about a comic book coming to either the big or small screen, and The CW has released the first shots of their interpretation of "Supergirl", played by Melissa Benoist. The suit looks pretty cool, but I have to say, she looks a lot more like "Supermom". SUPERMILF! I knew I was gonna say that.
2 amazing things happened at the end of this trailer. We got a peak at "The Vision", and I didn't pee my pants we learned an important lesson about drinking 7 red bulls in a row.
This is a short film, apparently made for fun, starring Katee Sackhoff as PINK, and James Van Der Beek as RED. It is bad ass. Enjoy. Now that this video exists, I can wear my "green ranger" costume without being ridiculed. I can proudly say "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" while I practice my karate moves on the mailman. Oh, I cant? WELL THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING WITH A POWER RANGER IF YOU WON'T LET HIM PROTECT THE HOUSE, MOM! Some people don't understand the struggles a hero must endure. Heartache, loss, curfew, restraining orders. #POWERRANGERPROBLEMS amiright?
Zack Snyder has revealed a pretty menacing photo of Jason Momoa as Khal Drogo, as Aquaman. I think he looks really badass. I mean, it's either this or some nancy boy in orange and green tights playing chess with a godamn tuna. Stop complaining, you know you're going to see this movie. Don't get angry with me because your sex pillow ripped, and before you ask, no you cannot use mine. Me and Kimiko are in love and it's getting pretty serious. Thank you for asking. Oh my god, Am I typing this? Let's forget what I just said...UH...Batman Vs. Superman! Aquaman! Not sex pillows! CUT TO COMMERCIAL!
The "Merc with a mouth", is finally coming to the big screen! (I don't count the atrocities that were committed in that Wolverine movie) and Ryan Reynolds has thrown the rabid geeks of the world a delicious, awesome bone in the form of a sneak peak at a prototype of the mask that he will be wearing in the movie! Sepia tone disguises the fact the mask is ballerina pink. It's early. 365 sleeps early. #deadpool#prototypespic.twitter.com/PekFa2KS7S — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 12, 2015 Seeing this mask reminds me of the first time I put on my super hero disguise and fought crime. A faux- fur coat and a ski mask struck fear into the hearts of criminals. Actually, I was never really able to get "The Dark Chinchilla" off the ground, but this one time, I scared the hell out of a family walking ...
Sony and Marvel have just announced that Spider-man will officially be added to the roster of heroes in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe). After months of speculation it seems Sony has realized the boat load of money that can be made by loosening their grasp on "Spidey" just a little bit. Under the deal, the new Spider-Man will first appear in a Marvel film from Marvel's Cinematic Universe (MCU). Sony Pictures will thereafter release the next installment of its $4 billion Spider-Man franchise, on July 28, 2017, in a film that will be co-produced by Kevin Feige and his expert team at Marvel and Amy Pascal, who oversaw the franchise launch for the studio 13 years ago. Together, they will collaborate on a new creative direction for the web slinger. Sony Pictures will continue to finance, distribute, own and have final ...
There's nothing else to say, but watch this (uncharacteristically bloody-for-a-marvel-show) trailer for Netflix's upcoming series based off the comic book "Daredevil", starring Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock/Daredevil. I am so excited for this show that if my body was a movie it would be "Nipples 2: The Hardening". For all you people who don't know who Daredevil is, he is a blind dude that uses a type of sonar to see and kick criminals asses. I am not a god damn eye doctor, so don't ask me about the science. Do I ask you how your girlfriend is able to bend the way she does? No, I will not get out of this tree and No, you can't have my binoculars