Mortal Kombat is one of the enduring fighting game franchises and with each new iteration comes new ways to mutilate your opponent. Due to some bad parenting, I have been playing Mortal Kombat since I was 9 and I am pretty sure I’ve had a go with every single game that has been released. This is the first time I am genuinely excited since the release of Mortal Kombat 3 on the Playstation. The nipple situation is at diamond-like hardness…Seriously, it looks like I fell forward onto 2 chopsticks.
Should I be worried I am too excited? If I was a Pirates of the Caribbean director my name would be Gore VerBONERski. ::crickets:: Tough crowd.