Marvel Announces Their New SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!

Marvel has finally made their choice for their version of the web slinger and after rumors of Asa Butterfield getting the part, Kevin Feige has officially announced that….

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Tom Holland will be taking up the mantle of Spider-Man! After 80 tries, I am sure Hollywood will get it right this time. I think we can all rest easy knowing Spider-Man is finally in the capable hands of Marvel Studios. I am especially relieved, because after I auditioned for this part I started to play out how my life would change when I became famous for being the new “Spider-Man”. It was nothing but women, fast cars, drugs, midget parties, goat surfing, Taylor Swift and twinkie fisting. It was terrifying, so I am glad they decided to go in another direction, because honestly, Taylor Swift is Just awful. The first stand alone “Spider-Man” film for this reboot will be directed by Jon Watts for a July 28, 2017 release date.

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