I am ecstatic over the news that Legendary Pictures have acquired the right to Dead Rising! Hopefully this production company doesn’t jump out of the bushes, tear down Dead Rising’s panties and violate it similar to the way the Resident Evil movies took my heart out for a drink, roofied it, then left it on the side of the road smelling like Drakkar Noir and regret. That was graphic.
Well enough about my pain, back to the good news! You think you’re excited? Feel these nipples!
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