The folks over at Geek Tyrant have come across some of the action figures that will be released when “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” graces our eyeballs. It gives us a slightly better look at some of the new characters and one very familiar fuzzball.
The first figure looks like some type of altered storm trooper, though it is rumored this is Gwendoline Christie’s character. The second is John Boyega minus the stormtrooper getup. The third is Daisy Ridley’s character “Rey”, which looks very Jedi-ish to my eyes. The next in line is soccer ball droid and finally, we have Chewbacca, who is regrettably dressed in white-face. Apparently, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away they were more tolerant of giant, hairy bigots. What’s the Wookiee translation for “We’re all the same color on the inside you racist son of a bitch”?