First Photos of Jurassic World Tell Us Absolutely Nothing About the Plot

The first photos have been released for the new movie in the Jurassic Park series. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard star along CGI dinosaurs and palm trees as far as the eye can see. The plot still hasn’t been officially announced but I’ll take a stab at it. ” People oohh and ahh over an amazing dinosaur park, dinosaurs eat some people, man outruns raptors on motorcycle, close call with kids and t-rex. Woman with no soul attempts to leave them behind but is eaten at last second. End credits.” How did I do?

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Jurassic Park amazed me as a kid and I am one of the few people who liked the second one, but the third…What they did with the third one was like when that guy lured me into his van with promises of handfuls of candy. except I didn’t cry as much after the van incident. Let’s hope this is a new, refreshing take and can help me forget the pain I felt 13 years ago after Jurassic Park 3, and the disappointment I felt last weekend when that man had NO CANDY in the back of his van. DUCT TAPE AND A CAMCORDER ARE NOT CANDY SIR!

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