Can a movie poster be sexy? Of course it can. Hollywood goes out of its way to make movie posters sexy, so sex deprived fans will walk by, get a half chub and buy tickets. Now I pose an even more important question…Could a Star wars poster with no people in it be sexy? You bet your no-sex-having ass it could. A gifted Deviant Art-artist, who goes by the call sign, AndrewSS7, whipped up these stunning Episode 7 posters and I have to say, my mind is seeing the millennium falcon, but my body sees Kate Upton, nude, covered in nutella, riding a speeder bike wearing a storm trooper helmet. Yeah, they’re that sexy.
Check out the tantalizing posters below!
Now, if you’ll excuse me…I have to be alone with myself. TO WRITE STAR WARS FAN FICTION YOU SICK BASTARDS.