J.K. Rowling Releases New Short Story About an Older Harry Potter

For all the Harry Potter Fanatics out there, J.K. Rowling has decided to throw you a bone and has written a short piece talking about a Harry Potter in his 30's. I haven't read it, but I assume it will talk about how Harry got hooked on wizard's meth, crashed his broom into a telephone pole and wound up being passed around like a peace pipe in Azkaban. Even though there's less than zero percent chance of my version happening, I'd like to think that Rowling might some day make a grittier, darker Potter series similar to the nonsense I just mentioned.   Check out the story  HERE!   In the spirit of this post, I added the April Fools "The Aurors" trailer which would have made an awesome series!  

New “Gotham” Trailer Shows Us Some Familiar Foes and…Jada Pinkett-Smith?

Fox's new show "Gotham" is a prequel of sorts to the Batman movies and revolves around the earlier career of comissioner Gordon where he finds himself hunting the killer of young Bruce Wayne's parents. This trailer shows us the main villains we'll be seeing in the first season. From the quick looks it shows a bulemic penguin and a leather clad, 9 year old Catwoman girl. Creepy. Oh there' s also Jada Pinkett-Smith, who plays someone named "Fish Mooney", whoever the hell that is .  I think it's cool they are bringing in these classic characters, and to be honest the Penguin looks awesome as an adolescent thug (before the morbid obesity) and Catkid looks like a freakin' cat so whoever did the casting, bravo. I am excited for this show and if Fox messes it up I'm going to get revenge, and ...