I didn't think my nipples could get any harder for a zombie television series, but real housewives can wait...here is the first trailer for "Fear the Walking Dead" It's kind of creepy how fascinated we are with zombies, but it's even more creepy how every time I see a zombie I think of Cloris Leachman in a nurses outfit feeding me ramen noodles from darth vader's helmet...I'm hungry.
After NBC decided they hated me and cancelled "Heroes" I spent countless nights dressing up as a cheerleader and pretending my cat was Sylar as we battled in the kitchen. Although Sylar (Mittens) would get carried way and scratch the shit out of me, I was able to get a little bit of that awe that I felt when watching that new show about humans getting super powers. Of course the scratches all over my face and body didn't heal like Claire's, and my maniacal cat wasn't able to steal my powers (just my socks), and my girlfriend left me, but there was still a yearning for more after the abrupt end to the show. NBC has answered our geek prayers and brought back this awesome show so middle aged men no longer have to dress like teenage girls and get into bloody battles with ...
There are no words... Just watch it and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's always nice to hear about a comic book coming to either the big or small screen, and The CW has released the first shots of their interpretation of "Supergirl", played by Melissa Benoist. The suit looks pretty cool, but I have to say, she looks a lot more like "Supermom". SUPERMILF! I knew I was gonna say that.
There's nothing else to say, but watch this (uncharacteristically bloody-for-a-marvel-show) trailer for Netflix's upcoming series based off the comic book "Daredevil", starring Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock/Daredevil. I am so excited for this show that if my body was a movie it would be "Nipples 2: The Hardening". For all you people who don't know who Daredevil is, he is a blind dude that uses a type of sonar to see and kick criminals asses. I am not a god damn eye doctor, so don't ask me about the science. Do I ask you how your girlfriend is able to bend the way she does? No, I will not get out of this tree and No, you can't have my binoculars
Marvel and DC have been at war since before you and I were ever born, whether it's movies or television, the competition is getting heated. Marvel put its cards on the table with "Agents of Shield", and DC is banking on the popularity of "ARROW" and "The Flash" by re-introducing us to Superman's cousin, Supergirl. CBS has chosen "Whiplash" actress Melissa Benoist to play the iconic female superhero Kara Zor-El, or "Supergirl" to the asshole or layman. I am extremely excited for this show, and not just because I am a die-hard advocate for equal rights between men and women, but because I am a geek, and geeks like boobies. I know what you're going to say, "Geeks love boobies, because they're all weird virgins who bang Japanese anime sex pillows". My response to that is...Wow mom, that was mean and ...
"I sense something, a presence I've not felt since..." Since Episode 6. Mark Hamill seen above is sporting a luscious beard at Comic-Con yesterday. But not just any old man beard... this is a wise man beard. Dare I say, an Obi-Wan beard. As you can see the similarity is astounding. JJ Abrams is teasing us nerds and geeks in a world of technology and it's beautiful. Not everyone will state their happiness with it. Let's be honest, Star Wars fans are the most critical the galaxy has ever seen, but we can dream, deeper, like Inception. It's collapsing.
The Goddam Batman is back with a new photo. Let's give a round of applause to that righteous chin. There's an air of significance here. But questions still remains. What will he sound like? Will he fly? Will he throat punch? I have to say I'm liking Ben better as Batman than I do Henry Cavill as Superman. Needless to say I had some issues with Man of Steel, but this still has a chance of being not the movie that DC fans needs, but the movie DC fans deserves. Just lighten up just a teensy bit, Sad Batman. Via Batman News
Guys... We need to have a talk. This is 2014. What does that mean? We have information on demand. The Internet allows us to access whatever we want. We have 24-hour pharmacies and 24-hour fast food spots. That means it's also incredibly convenient. And not only that, we are also blessed with the amazing convenience of it all. As if the tap of a keystroke was too difficult, we can speak to our mobile devices and it understands what you want. Everything is fast. And it's awesome. But there's something that puzzles me. It doesn't affect everyone, but there's a chance you know someone that does. It's called the ISP email. It's a terrible plague that that complicates the lives of hundreds of thousands of people every day. Please read on. (more…)
With the recent onslaught of internet rage involving the hunting of animals, one person has taken to Facebook to voice their outrage on the subject. A girl saw a photo of Steven Spielberg sitting next to the sick triceratops from his film "Jurassic Park", and went on a verbal rampage. I want to believe this person is just being a troll, but...Look for yourself. Every time I see something that restores my faith in humanity, there's always a winner who jumps out of the bushes and kicks my faith right in the beanbag. Check out the full article at Pajiba