The First FEAR THE WALKING DEAD Trailer is Here!!!!!

I didn't think my nipples could get any harder for a zombie television series, but real housewives can is the first trailer for "Fear the Walking Dead" It's kind of creepy how fascinated we are with zombies, but it's even more creepy how every time I see a zombie I think of Cloris Leachman in a nurses outfit feeding me ramen noodles from darth vader's helmet...I'm hungry.  

YATTA! Hiro Nakamura Returns in the HEROES: REBORN Trailer!

After NBC decided they hated me and cancelled "Heroes" I spent countless nights dressing up as a cheerleader and pretending my cat was Sylar as we battled in the kitchen. Although Sylar (Mittens) would get carried way and scratch the shit out of me, I was able to get a little bit of that awe that I felt when watching that new show about humans getting super powers. Of course the scratches all over my face and body didn't heal like Claire's, and my maniacal cat wasn't able to steal my powers (just my socks), and my girlfriend left me, but there was still a yearning for more after the abrupt end to the show. NBC has answered our geek prayers and brought back this awesome show so middle aged men no longer have to dress like teenage girls and get into bloody battles with ...

First Photos of The CW’s SUPERGIRL Are Here

It's always nice to hear about a comic book coming to either the big or small screen, and The CW has released the first shots of their interpretation of "Supergirl", played by Melissa Benoist. The suit looks pretty cool, but I have to say, she looks a lot more like "Supermom". SUPERMILF! I knew I was gonna say that.  

Forget Everything You Thought You Knew About the POWER RANGERS With This Reboot

This is a short film, apparently made for fun, starring Katee Sackhoff as PINK, and James Van Der Beek as RED. It is bad ass. Enjoy.   Now that this video exists, I can wear my "green ranger" costume without being ridiculed. I can proudly say "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" while I practice my karate moves on the mailman. Oh, I cant? WELL THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING WITH A POWER RANGER IF YOU WON'T LET HIM PROTECT THE HOUSE, MOM! Some people don't understand the struggles a hero must endure. Heartache, loss, curfew, restraining orders. #POWERRANGERPROBLEMS amiright?

Netflix’s DAREDEVIL Series Has a Trailer!

There's nothing else to say, but watch this (uncharacteristically bloody-for-a-marvel-show) trailer for Netflix's upcoming series based off the comic book "Daredevil", starring Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock/Daredevil. I am so excited for this show that if my body was a movie it would be "Nipples 2: The Hardening".   For all you people who don't know who Daredevil is, he is a blind dude that uses a type of sonar to see and kick criminals asses. I am not a god damn eye doctor, so don't ask me about the science. Do I ask you how your girlfriend is able to bend the way she does? No, I will not get out of this tree and No, you can't have my binoculars

CBS TV Series Finds its SUPERGIRL

Marvel and DC have been at war since before you and I were ever born, whether it's movies or television, the competition is getting heated. Marvel put its cards on the table with "Agents of Shield", and DC is banking on the popularity of  "ARROW" and "The Flash" by re-introducing us to Superman's cousin, Supergirl. CBS has chosen "Whiplash" actress Melissa Benoist to play the iconic female superhero Kara Zor-El, or "Supergirl" to the asshole or layman. I am extremely excited for this show, and not just because I am a die-hard advocate for equal rights between men and women, but because I am a geek, and geeks like boobies. I know what you're going to say, "Geeks love boobies, because they're all weird virgins who bang Japanese anime sex pillows". My response to that is...Wow mom, that was mean and ...

IT’S OFFICIAL! Dwayne Johnson to Play Black Adam in SHAZAM!

To the layperson, Shazam and Black Adam aren't as familiar as Superman or Batman, but to the geek they are huge characters in the DC universe and Dwayne Johnson will be taking on the role of the anti-hero to Shazam, BLACK ADAM!    It's a good decade for the geeks and nerds of the world! So many movies and TV shows! So much new tech! So little intimate contact with the opposite sex! Welcome to the world of nerds and geeks, Mr. Johnson. You are now one of gods nerddren. "Kneel at his feet or get crushed by his boot." My honor to become.. #BlackAdam #TheAntiHero #DCComics — Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) September 3, 2014    

Is Benedict Cumberbatch Playing the Villain in BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN?

In a recent interview with  BBC reporter Chi Chi Izundu, Benedict Cumberbatch was asked if he was the villain in Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. He didn't deny it. If this guy is in Batman Vs. Superman, then he should be giving some kind of geek saint hood. I think, before every screenwriter begins their screenplay they stare at a poster of Benedict Cumberbatch and wonder how they could write a part for him. I think he may be a time traveler, or a warlock. UPDATE: Benedict Cumberbatch gets role of Time Travelling warlock. Well played Cumberbatch...well played.     Benedict Cumberbatch says he's not going to put to bed rumours he's the baddie in #BatmanvSuperman @BBCNewsbeat — Chi Chi Izundu (@blondeafro) September 2, 2014    

Stan Lee “Accidentally” Confirms BLACK PANTHER Movie

                    Marvel Studios is probably feeling the same way you feel when your grandpa farts at the dinner table and your dad lets out a loud "GODAMNIT ". Even though Stan Lee is considered a god in the geek world, Marvel Studios own the rights to most of the comic book properties so they must have been pretty angry that the geriatric comic book elder spilled the beans on some pretty juicy geek news. Stan Lee was at a fan expo in Canada when he was asked about the possibility for a stand alone "Black Widow" movie and he responded with: The chances are she will have her own movie because eventually all the superheroes are going to have their own movies. They are already working on Ant-Man, Doctor Strange and the Black Panther, ...