First Photo of Jason Momoa as AQUAMAN Revealed!

Zack Snyder has revealed a pretty menacing photo of Jason Momoa as Khal Drogo, as Aquaman.   I think he looks really badass. I mean, it's either this or some nancy boy in orange and green tights playing chess with a godamn tuna. Stop complaining, you know you're going to see this movie. Don't get angry with me because your sex pillow ripped, and before you ask, no you cannot use mine. Me and Kimiko are in love and it's getting pretty serious. Thank you for asking. Oh my god, Am I typing this? Let's forget what I just said...UH...Batman Vs. Superman! Aquaman! Not sex pillows! CUT TO COMMERCIAL!

Ryan Reynolds Teases DEADPOOL Mask!

The "Merc with a mouth", is finally coming to the big screen! (I don't count the atrocities that were committed in that Wolverine movie) and Ryan Reynolds has thrown the rabid geeks of the world a delicious, awesome bone in the form of a sneak peak at a prototype of the mask that he will be wearing in the movie!   Sepia tone disguises the fact the mask is ballerina pink. It's early. 365 sleeps early. #deadpool#prototypespic.twitter.com/PekFa2KS7S — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 12, 2015   Seeing this mask reminds me of the first time I put on my super hero disguise and fought crime. A faux- fur coat and a ski mask struck fear into the hearts of criminals. Actually, I was never really able to get "The Dark Chinchilla" off the ground, but this one time, I scared the hell out of a family walking ...

IT’S OFFICIAL! Spider-Man is Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

Sony and Marvel have just announced that Spider-man will officially be added to the roster of heroes in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe). After months of speculation it seems Sony has realized the boat load of money that can be made by loosening their grasp on "Spidey" just a little bit. Under the deal, the new Spider-Man will first appear in a Marvel film from Marvel's Cinematic Universe (MCU). Sony Pictures will thereafter release the next installment of its $4 billion Spider-Man franchise, on July 28, 2017, in a film that will be co-produced by Kevin Feige and his expert team at Marvel and Amy Pascal, who oversaw the franchise launch for the studio 13 years ago. Together, they will collaborate on a new creative direction for the web slinger. Sony Pictures will continue to finance, distribute, own and have final ...

The Trailer for the Video Game Adaption DEAD RISING: WATCHTOWER is Here!

I love zombies. You love zombies. We all love zombies. There are great zombie movies and really bad ones, but this one actually looks good. Check it out below!   I have played out a zombie epidemic scenario in my head about a million times. Will I survive? Do I have what it takes to make it in the zombie apocalypse? Is a platypus just a duck with a fancy fur coat? All these important questions bounce around my brain, but no matter what, at the end of the scenario, I always end up barricaded in a mansion with Kate Upton and Betty White. I know what you're thinking, "Shouldn't you just send Kate out for supplies so you and Betty can get ya freak on?" Well, someone has to hold the camera while me and Betty play our favorite game "Banana and Raisins". Bow ...

New Hybrid Dinosaur “D-REX” From JURASSIC WORLD Revealed!

Some new art (which looks like it is on plates and cups for a children's party) has just been revealed from the upcoming "Jurassic Park" sequel, "Jurassic World". One of the main plot points in the new film is the parks introduction of a genetically manipulated, hybrid dinosaur, the "D-Rex". This dinosaur is created to bring new crowds to the now functioning, but declining in attendance, park. Then we follow the basic JP formula of dinosaurs escaping and eating people. I have to say this "D-Rex" looks pretty bad ass and I'm excited to see it in action, and by in action I mean getting into hilarious hijinks, and by hilarious hijinks I mean mercilessly eating people. Don't tell me I need therapy! YOU NEED THERAPY, MOM!   It's funny, there was a kid I knew in junior high school we called D-Rex. ...

Spider-Man to Join Marvel Cinematic Universe in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR PART1?!

The folks over at Latino Review supposedly have sources that confirm that Sony and Marvel Studios have inked a deal where Spider-man will join the avengers in "Avengers:Infinity War Part 1". The role will be recast and spidey will join just in time for "Captain America: Civil War". Latino Review usually have been pretty reliable in the past so we should all, at least, take this with a slightly larger grain of salt and hope to Thor that it is true. Check out the article at Latino Review for some potentially big spoilers, but then again it could all be nonsense. Either way I am excited and have taken my pants off so I can do a celebratory dance on my lawn. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ROGER?! IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A HALF NAKED GUY, WEARING ...

The New ANT-MAN Poster and Trailer are Finally Here!

     Marvel continues its merciless plucking of our heart strings with a trailer for their new movie "Ant-Man". Though he may not be as widely known, Ant-Man is a very popular property for Marvel and it looks like Paul Rudd will play the part pretty well. I always thought Rudd was like a Streisand, but he's rocking the shit in this one. I feel particularly attached to this movie on an emotional level, because girls in school called me Ant-Man due to my affinity with the tiny insects. They would always come into the locker room and laugh and point and say hey look it's the Ant-Man! It was odd, because most of the time I didn't have my pet ants with me. Oh, that wasn't why they called me that?  Ohhhhhhhhhh....I have a lot of crying to catch up ...

Leaked Photo of STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Action Figures!

The folks over at Geek Tyrant have come across some of the action figures that will be released when "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" graces our eyeballs. It gives us a slightly better look at some of the new characters and one very familiar fuzzball. The first figure looks like some type of altered storm trooper, though it is rumored this is Gwendoline Christie's character. The second is John Boyega minus the stormtrooper getup. The third is Daisy Ridley's character "Rey", which looks very Jedi-ish to my eyes. The next in line is soccer ball droid and finally, we have Chewbacca, who is regrettably dressed in white-face. Apparently, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away they were more tolerant of giant, hairy bigots. What's the Wookiee translation for "We're all the same color on the inside you racist son ...

The TERMINATOR GENISYS Trailer is Here!

I am a sucker for the Terminator franchise and I honestly liked all of them (Yes, even terminator 3) but I think this looks like a fresh take on the story and the trailer was awesome. Now,I know what you're saying, "How can a geriatric robot be entertaining?" I will counter with another question. Why is there a nude hobo rubbing butter on his chest in my bathroom? Oh, right. Forgot about this huge mirror...WHAT? I LIKE BUTTER!

DC’s SUICIDE SQUAD Has a Cast and it’s INSANE

Variety reports that DC has cast its's upcoming movie "Suicide Squad", which revolves around a group of villains who are given a chance to fight for good. The cast is almost unbelievable, but before you come to my house and splash moose piss in my eyes for lying, I want to repeat that this cast is CONFIRMED. The Joker will be played by...   JARED LETO       Harley Quinn will be played by...   MARGOT ROBBIE of "Wolf of Wall Street" Fame   Deadshot will be played by... Will Smith!   Rick Flag will be played by... Tom Hardy!   Boomerang will be played by... Jai Courtney!   Enchantress will be played by... Cara Delevingne! I know this is a lot to take in all at once, but this bat-shit crazy mix of actors might actually form a pretty damn awesome movie. Movie studios will never be able to fully duplicate the sheer awesomeness of the comics we read (though Joss ...