2oth Century Fox has released the first image of Michael Fassbender as Callum Lynch, an original character not seen before in the games. The story follows a similar story to the video game with some changes: Through a revolutionary technology that unlocks his genetic memories, Callum Lynch (Michael Fassbender) experiences the adventures of his ancestor, Aguilar, in 15th Century Spain. Callum discovers he is descended from a mysterious secret society, the Assassins, and amasses incredible knowledge and skills to take on the oppressive and powerful Templar organization in thepresent day. I think it was a good move to change the story a bit and give it a fresh take on the mythology created in the games. This movie is very important to me personally since I, myself am considered to have many assassin-like qualities. I can sneak very quietly into heavily ...
It has been a pretty exciting time for geeks all over the planet with the recent comic-con in San-Diego giving us all glimpses at the upcoming movies we will be spending our allowances on over and over again. Now there is a bit more for us to salivate over. The folks over at Entertainment Weekly have some amazing photos from the upcoming "X-Men: Apocalypse", and I have to say I am so excited for this movie for one reason and it's not just because of Olivia Munn's boobies. absolutely because of Olivia Munn's boobies. ENJOY!
There isn't much I have to say to prepare you for the geek awesomeness you are about to behold. I know there is nothing I can say to stop you from tearing your clothes off and violently flicking your nipples as you cry and vomit with pure excitement...but the cops can stop you, so get back in the house. Check out more at Entertainment Weekly
Director Paul Feig has revealed the new uniforms and gear the all female cast of the new "Ghostbusters" will be using July 22, 2016. BEHOLD! I am not mad that they have chosen to remake this movie with women in the main roles. Personally, I think many movies would have been better with women as the protagonists. Movies like "Top Gun", "Magic Mike", "300", I can go on and on. I know what you're going to say "Do you want those movies to be all female because of the gratuitous topless scenes?" I will counter with HOW DARE YOU! and yes. Boobs.
Marvel has finally made their choice for their version of the web slinger and after rumors of Asa Butterfield getting the part, Kevin Feige has officially announced that.... Tom Holland will be taking up the mantle of Spider-Man! After 80 tries, I am sure Hollywood will get it right this time. I think we can all rest easy knowing Spider-Man is finally in the capable hands of Marvel Studios. I am especially relieved, because after I auditioned for this part I started to play out how my life would change when I became famous for being the new "Spider-Man". It was nothing but women, fast cars, drugs, midget parties, goat surfing, Taylor Swift and twinkie fisting. It was terrifying, so I am glad they decided to go in another direction, because honestly, Taylor Swift is Just awful. The first stand alone "Spider-Man" ...
It has been a long time coming. Geeks rejoice in the glorious news that "The merc with a mouth" is finally coming to the big screen! Thank you Ryan Reynolds, Jesus, Xenu, and the moth god that speaks to me in my dreams. I shall sacrifice 4000 calories in the acids of my fat stomach in your honor. With great power, comes great irresponsibility. #deadpool #officialsuit @deadpoolmovie pic.twitter.com/MPM89bYz1B — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 27, 2015
Can't really tell much from the photo. I mean, yeah he shaved his head so I guess you could say he is a method actor, but I will have to see his performance to really believe he is Lex. All I keep thinking is an alternate ending to "The Social Network", where Mark Zuckerberg gets some really bad news from his doctor involving spending too much time near computers.
I am not used to seeing a Schwarzenegger movie where he isn't running around with guns, shooting everyone while screaming incoherently in Germanglish, so it seems he has re-invented himself in the new drama "Maggie", by walking slowly with guns and giving the camera dirty looks. It tells the story of a mid west father named Wade (who inexplicably has an Austrian accent) finds out his daughter has been infected with a virus and is turning into a zombie. Now this looks like it could be a tear jerker, I mean, what dad wants to find out his daughter has contracted a serious disease? I know what you're going to say "Paris Hilton's dad lives with this every day." Very true, but it's hard to tell who has herpes just by looking at them, so in a way, zombies are less dangerous ...
2 amazing things happened at the end of this trailer. We got a peak at "The Vision", and I didn't pee my pants we learned an important lesson about drinking 7 red bulls in a row.
This is a short film, apparently made for fun, starring Katee Sackhoff as PINK, and James Van Der Beek as RED. It is bad ass. Enjoy. Now that this video exists, I can wear my "green ranger" costume without being ridiculed. I can proudly say "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" while I practice my karate moves on the mailman. Oh, I cant? WELL THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING WITH A POWER RANGER IF YOU WON'T LET HIM PROTECT THE HOUSE, MOM! Some people don't understand the struggles a hero must endure. Heartache, loss, curfew, restraining orders. #POWERRANGERPROBLEMS amiright?