First Photo of Michael Fassbender in the ASSASSIN’S CREED Movie!

2oth Century Fox has released the first image of Michael Fassbender as Callum Lynch, an original character not seen before in the games. The story follows a similar story to the video game with some changes: Through a revolutionary technology that unlocks his genetic memories, Callum Lynch (Michael Fassbender) experiences the adventures of his ancestor, Aguilar, in 15th Century Spain. Callum discovers he is descended from a mysterious secret society, the Assassins, and amasses incredible knowledge and skills to take on the oppressive and powerful Templar organization in thepresent day.        I think it was a good move to change the story a bit and give it a fresh take on the mythology created in the games. This movie is very important to me personally since I, myself am considered to have many assassin-like qualities. I can sneak very quietly into heavily ...

The Trailer for the Video Game Adaption DEAD RISING: WATCHTOWER is Here!

I love zombies. You love zombies. We all love zombies. There are great zombie movies and really bad ones, but this one actually looks good. Check it out below!   I have played out a zombie epidemic scenario in my head about a million times. Will I survive? Do I have what it takes to make it in the zombie apocalypse? Is a platypus just a duck with a fancy fur coat? All these important questions bounce around my brain, but no matter what, at the end of the scenario, I always end up barricaded in a mansion with Kate Upton and Betty White. I know what you're thinking, "Shouldn't you just send Kate out for supplies so you and Betty can get ya freak on?" Well, someone has to hold the camera while me and Betty play our favorite game "Banana and Raisins". Bow ...

New CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED WARFARE: EXO ZOMBIES Trailer is a Star-Studded Goregasm

The Call of Duty franchise has given all of us countless hours of profanity riddled fun and made us feel like soldiers, not fat thirty-somethings who live in their parents basement. To keep us geeks foaming at the mouth, the folks at "Call of Duty" introduced zombies to the war game. In the newest installment of the franchise, we have John Malkovich, Bill Paxton, Rose McGowan, and Jon Bernthal kicking zombie ass in "Exo Zombies". I don't know about you guys, but CGI has made Rose McGowan hot again. It's pretty exciting to have  a game with Kevin Spacey AND John Malkovich, there's so many thoughts flying around my head right now. SPACEY AND MALKOVICH! MCGOWAN IS HOT AGAIN! I need  a minute to be alone with my lotion thoughts.

New MORTAL KOMBAT X Trailer Showcases Some Pretty Awesome Gore

Mortal Kombat is one of the enduring fighting game franchises and with each new iteration comes new ways to mutilate your opponent. Due to some bad parenting, I have been playing Mortal Kombat since I was 9 and I am pretty sure I've had a go with every single game that has been released. This is the first time I am genuinely excited since the release of Mortal Kombat 3 on the Playstation.  The nipple situation is at diamond-like hardness...Seriously, it looks like I fell forward onto 2 chopsticks. Should I be worried I am too excited? If I was a Pirates of the Caribbean director my name would be Gore VerBONERski. ::crickets:: Tough crowd.

I’m Going to Wreck My Living Room: This Star Wars Light Saber Training Game for the Oculus Rift Looks Amazing

There have been so many great Star Wars games and there have been so many terrible ones. This light saber training game for the Oculus Rift looks like it may be the most fun if you're a Star Wars nut job like myself. I remember when I got my first giant Jar-Jar Binks Tattoo on my back, and right after the artist stopped laughing and making fun of me, we spoke about how awesome it would be for a real light saber to exist. This game seems like it might scratch the itch many of us fanatics have been feeling ever since we first chased our cat with our first replica light saber. I have heard a lot of great things about the Oculus Rift and it is on my bucket list to own one for the very life-like gaming ...

Watch Jimmy Fallon Play Pierce Brosnan in GOLDENEYE 64

Goldeneye for Nintendo 64 was probably one of my favorite games for the console and I fondly remember playing paintball mode over and over until my fingers went numb. Jimmy Fallon had the pleasure of playing Pierce Brosnan at his own video game and proceeded to wreck him. Obviously super famous movie stars don't have much time to play video games, not even their own. Even when i become rich and famous and have a video game made about me I will always find time to play it. I've actually been working on a really original idea for my video game. It's called "Raid of Tombs" and it's about a male treasure hunter named Larry Craft who goes on many adventures and fights tigers and grave robbers and...Oh I'm being sued by the "Tomb Raider" people? Well then. Enjoy the video ...

Call of Duty: ADVANCED WARFARE Multi-Player Trailer is Here!

It's that time of the year folks. The New COD is here and all you gamers out there can put down your Xbox or Playstation controller,  take a break from screaming profanity at the 7 year old who keeps noob tubing you, and bask in the explodey, bullety goodness of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. I know they're not words. Stop trying to control me! you're not my dad. Really? A restraining order? Maybe you are my dad. Check out the trailer below! Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare hits shelves 11-4-14!

Resident Evil For Gamecube Getting a Facelift For the Next Gen Consoles

Like one of those west african cave goblins on real housewives of wherever, Capcom doesn't know when to stop. Like the leathery faces of those drunken ass hats, Capcom is going to suck out some fat, maybe take some skin off the ass and put it on the face of Resident Evil for Gamecube and re-release it for Xbox One and PS4. Remastering titles for next gen is lazy. I would much rather see a re-imagining of the original Resident Evil, than play the same godamn game over and over. I loved this game when it came out for Gamecube. I also loved pong, but that doesn't mean I want them to remaster the two lines and make the ball round. Wait...can they do that? REMASTER PONG!

Microsoft to Release White Xbox One Bundled With Sunset Overdrive!

For all you gamers that were butt-hurt over Xbox One returning to the black color scheme of the original Xbox console, REJOICE! Microsoft has announced they will be releasing a kinect-free, white Xbox One console bundled with the upcoming game Sunset Overdrive. I must admit that the white console looks gorgeous, but as long as I can see all the my little pony decals while I'm sniping people in Call of Duty Ghosts, I am a happy camper. WORDPLAY! Check out the full article at Polygon !