2oth Century Fox has released the first image of Michael Fassbender as Callum Lynch, an original character not seen before in the games. The story follows a similar story to the video game with some changes: Through a revolutionary technology that unlocks his genetic memories, Callum Lynch (Michael Fassbender) experiences the adventures of his ancestor, Aguilar, in 15th Century Spain. Callum discovers he is descended from a mysterious secret society, the Assassins, and amasses incredible knowledge and skills to take on the oppressive and powerful Templar organization in thepresent day. I think it was a good move to change the story a bit and give it a fresh take on the mythology created in the games. This movie is very important to me personally since I, myself am considered to have many assassin-like qualities. I can sneak very quietly into heavily ...
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It has been a pretty exciting time for geeks all over the planet with the recent comic-con in San-Diego giving us all glimpses at the upcoming movies we will be spending our allowances on over and over again. Now there is a bit more for us to salivate over. The folks over at Entertainment Weekly have some amazing photos from the upcoming "X-Men: Apocalypse", and I have to say I am so excited for this movie for one reason and it's not just because of Olivia Munn's boobies. absolutely because of Olivia Munn's boobies. ENJOY!
I didn't think my nipples could get any harder for a zombie television series, but real housewives can wait...here is the first trailer for "Fear the Walking Dead" It's kind of creepy how fascinated we are with zombies, but it's even more creepy how every time I see a zombie I think of Cloris Leachman in a nurses outfit feeding me ramen noodles from darth vader's helmet...I'm hungry.
There isn't much I have to say to prepare you for the geek awesomeness you are about to behold. I know there is nothing I can say to stop you from tearing your clothes off and violently flicking your nipples as you cry and vomit with pure excitement...but the cops can stop you, so get back in the house. Check out more at Entertainment Weekly
Director Paul Feig has revealed the new uniforms and gear the all female cast of the new "Ghostbusters" will be using July 22, 2016. BEHOLD! I am not mad that they have chosen to remake this movie with women in the main roles. Personally, I think many movies would have been better with women as the protagonists. Movies like "Top Gun", "Magic Mike", "300", I can go on and on. I know what you're going to say "Do you want those movies to be all female because of the gratuitous topless scenes?" I will counter with HOW DARE YOU! and yes. Boobs.
After NBC decided they hated me and cancelled "Heroes" I spent countless nights dressing up as a cheerleader and pretending my cat was Sylar as we battled in the kitchen. Although Sylar (Mittens) would get carried way and scratch the shit out of me, I was able to get a little bit of that awe that I felt when watching that new show about humans getting super powers. Of course the scratches all over my face and body didn't heal like Claire's, and my maniacal cat wasn't able to steal my powers (just my socks), and my girlfriend left me, but there was still a yearning for more after the abrupt end to the show. NBC has answered our geek prayers and brought back this awesome show so middle aged men no longer have to dress like teenage girls and get into bloody battles with ...
Marvel has finally made their choice for their version of the web slinger and after rumors of Asa Butterfield getting the part, Kevin Feige has officially announced that.... Tom Holland will be taking up the mantle of Spider-Man! After 80 tries, I am sure Hollywood will get it right this time. I think we can all rest easy knowing Spider-Man is finally in the capable hands of Marvel Studios. I am especially relieved, because after I auditioned for this part I started to play out how my life would change when I became famous for being the new "Spider-Man". It was nothing but women, fast cars, drugs, midget parties, goat surfing, Taylor Swift and twinkie fisting. It was terrifying, so I am glad they decided to go in another direction, because honestly, Taylor Swift is Just awful. The first stand alone "Spider-Man" ...
After watching the new trailer for "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" 147 times, maybe it's time we wipe our tears, go outside, take a breath...then quickly run back inside and watch the trailer for the new EA games Star Wars title which takes place between the events of "Return of the Jedi" and "The force Awakens". ENJOY
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