Paul Feig’s GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot Proton Packs and Uniforms Revealed!

Director Paul Feig has revealed the new uniforms and gear the all female cast of the new "Ghostbusters" will be using July 22, 2016. BEHOLD!     I am not mad that they have chosen to remake this movie with women in the main roles. Personally, I think many movies would have been better with women as the protagonists. Movies like "Top Gun", "Magic Mike", "300", I can go on and on. I know what you're going to say "Do you want those movies to be all female because of the gratuitous topless scenes?"  I will counter with HOW DARE YOU! and yes. Boobs.

YATTA! Hiro Nakamura Returns in the HEROES: REBORN Trailer!

After NBC decided they hated me and cancelled "Heroes" I spent countless nights dressing up as a cheerleader and pretending my cat was Sylar as we battled in the kitchen. Although Sylar (Mittens) would get carried way and scratch the shit out of me, I was able to get a little bit of that awe that I felt when watching that new show about humans getting super powers. Of course the scratches all over my face and body didn't heal like Claire's, and my maniacal cat wasn't able to steal my powers (just my socks), and my girlfriend left me, but there was still a yearning for more after the abrupt end to the show. NBC has answered our geek prayers and brought back this awesome show so middle aged men no longer have to dress like teenage girls and get into bloody battles with ...

Marvel Announces Their New SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!

Marvel has finally made their choice for their version of the web slinger and after rumors of Asa Butterfield getting the part, Kevin Feige has officially announced that.... Tom Holland will be taking up the mantle of Spider-Man! After 80 tries, I am sure Hollywood will get it right this time. I think we can all rest easy knowing Spider-Man is finally in the capable hands of Marvel Studios. I am especially relieved, because after I auditioned for this part I started to play out how my life would change when I became famous for being the new "Spider-Man". It was nothing but women, fast cars, drugs, midget parties, goat surfing, Taylor Swift and twinkie fisting. It was terrifying, so I am glad they decided to go in another direction, because honestly, Taylor Swift is Just awful. The first stand alone "Spider-Man" ...