Leaked Photo of STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Action Figures!

The folks over at Geek Tyrant have come across some of the action figures that will be released when "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" graces our eyeballs. It gives us a slightly better look at some of the new characters and one very familiar fuzzball. The first figure looks like some type of altered storm trooper, though it is rumored this is Gwendoline Christie's character. The second is John Boyega minus the stormtrooper getup. The third is Daisy Ridley's character "Rey", which looks very Jedi-ish to my eyes. The next in line is soccer ball droid and finally, we have Chewbacca, who is regrettably dressed in white-face. Apparently, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away they were more tolerant of giant, hairy bigots. What's the Wookiee translation for "We're all the same color on the inside you racist son ...

The TERMINATOR GENISYS Trailer is Here!

I am a sucker for the Terminator franchise and I honestly liked all of them (Yes, even terminator 3) but I think this looks like a fresh take on the story and the trailer was awesome. Now,I know what you're saying, "How can a geriatric robot be entertaining?" I will counter with another question. Why is there a nude hobo rubbing butter on his chest in my bathroom? Oh, right. Forgot about this huge mirror...WHAT? I LIKE BUTTER!

DC’s SUICIDE SQUAD Has a Cast and it’s INSANE

Variety reports that DC has cast its's upcoming movie "Suicide Squad", which revolves around a group of villains¬†who are given a chance to fight for good. The cast is almost unbelievable, but before you come to my house and splash moose piss in my eyes for lying, I want to repeat that this cast is CONFIRMED. The Joker will be played by...   JARED LETO       Harley Quinn will be played by...   MARGOT ROBBIE of "Wolf of Wall Street" Fame   Deadshot will be played by... Will Smith!   Rick Flag will be played by... Tom Hardy!   Boomerang will be played by... Jai Courtney!   Enchantress will be played by... Cara Delevingne! I know this is a lot to take in all at once, but this bat-shit crazy mix of actors might actually form a pretty damn awesome movie. Movie studios will never be able to fully duplicate the sheer awesomeness of the comics we read (though Joss ...