TERMINATOR: GENISYS Photos and Plot Revealed!

Entertainment Weekly has released their new covers with the cast of "Terminator: Genisys" showing Emilia Clarke as Sarah Connor, Jai Courtney as Kyle Reese, Jason Clarke as John Connor, and Matt Smith of "Doctor Who" fame as a yet unnamed character. In the article the plot is revealed and it seems to be a retelling of the story using time travel to reset the course of the story much like they did in the reboot of "Star Trek".  Their fresh take will still use the original movies as a framework but there are some changes...SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER ALERT Twist No. 1? Sarah Connor isn’t the innocent she was when Linda Hamilton first sported feathered hair and acid-washed jeans in the role. Nor is she Hamilton’s steely zero body-fat warrior in 1991’s T2. Rather, the mother of humanity’s messiah was orphaned by a Terminator at ...

Is This a Photo of One of the Villains in STAR WARS: EPISODE 7?

The folks over at GeekTyrant via StarwarsUnderworld have, what they claim, is a test photo of one of the villains in the upcoming "Star Wars: Episode 7". I am very, very skeptical about this photo, but judge for yourself. Take a look at the light saber and tell me it doesn't strike you as odd. SPOILERS AHEAD IF THIS IS A REAL PHOTO FROM THE MOVIE!                         If it is real, they better scrap the light saber or I am getting the J.J. Abrams tattoo removed from my ass.  

Marvel Announces INSANE List of Upcoming Movies for Phase 3!!!!

It's Christmas in October for Geeks all over, because Marvel has just announced a shit-ton of movies for phase 3 of the cinematic universe!   Oh and I almost forgot... COME THE FUCK ON. #MarvelEvent pic.twitter.com/MkIpqiJhK6 — Devil Faraci (@devincf) October 28, 2014            Other big news is that Chadwick Boseman will be playing Black Panther, which sounds good to me! Let's try to keep our pants on until we get more info, but so far this is a huge day for the geeks of the world! Enjoy and rejoice in the fact that it is a GREAT time to be nerds so don't be shy, take off your pants and run through the streets cheering for Marvel! I would but I already have three marvel-related, nude dancing episodes under my belt!

BREAKING: Benedict Cumberbatch is Marvel’s DOCTOR STRANGE!

Deadline Hollywood is reporting that Marvel has chosen Benedict Cumberbatch to play the popular comic book character "Doctor Strange". Nowhere in their article do they have definitive proof that he is actually confirmed for the part, but let's be honest...we love to hear good news, even if it isn't true. It's like when your girlfriend tells you she isn't cheating, and you instantly believe it until you get home on your lunch break and you walk in to see your beloved playing naked twister with someone WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MAILMAN. That's a terrible example, but let's hope the news about BD playing Dr. Strange is true, and those crazy rumors about your girlfriend and that group of midgets is false.

First AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Trailer is Here!

It's that time folks! When Marvel starts to slowly release teaser trailers for a movie they know god damn well we would give our left, middle, and right nut to see right now. The first Avengers movie was so good most of us have already seen it 30-40 times. Some of us have so much love for the franchise that we've already gone through two or three Black Widow sex pillows. Now is the time for Marvel to wet our appetites once again, so throw that gorgeous pillow in the washing machine, light some candles, and let's enjoy the first trailer for "Avengers: Age of Ultron". Marvel, be gentle. My eyes need a cigarette.

LABYRINTH Sequel Coming From The Jim Henson Company

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Variety is reporting that the Jim Henson Company is working on a sequel to one of my childhood favorites "Labyrinth". I am both excited and terrified. I cannot see this movie being good unless Bowie and Connelly return and I don't see that happening. What I do see happening is them deciding to remake it and then recasting with Lady Gaga as Jareth and Ariana Grande as Sarah. Just thinking about this is making me very angry. Oh and one more thing...If they remake "Magic Dance" with Katy Perry or some crazy shit like Skrillex, I'm going to haul off and throw a rabid cat into a group of old ladies. As much as I would love to see the story continued, hollywood has a pretty solid track record of ruining classics. Go ahead, remake "Legend"...I dare you. You with me Tom ...

Keanu Reeves Keeps My Hope Alive For BILL AND TED 3

  Keanu Reeves sat down with ComingSoon.Net and gave updates about the status of "Bill and Ted 3", and seemed to be very optimistic, though he made it clear there are a lot of hurdles to jump to get it made. We have to get the script in the right place. Chris and Ed have been working really hard over a couple of years to get the draft in the right place. What is the reason to make this movie besides nostalgia or the love of these characters. Where can they be in their life that can be a story that is worth telling or has something in it and is funny? They have that. It didn't help that the first script that they brought in was probably budgeted at $150 million dollars. I don't know if Bill & Ted carry that ...

Robert Downey Jr. Joins CAPTAIN AMERICA 3 For A Little CIVIL WAR!

ComingSoon.Net reports that Robert Downey Jr. is joining the new Captain America movie to start the "Civil War" story line in the marvel universe. RDJ was on Ellen and hinted that there will be an "Iron Man 4", but it seems he was actually talking about being in "Captain America 3". Marvel has just announced a new "Civil War" comic coming so they have probably changed bits of the original civil war story line to fit more fluidly with the movies. I know you've already torn your pants off in celebration and there's nothing a geek likes to hear more than "MORE MARVEL MOVIES", but have some dignity... You're in a nursing home for christ's sake. No, you're in a nursing home. GODAMNIT AGNES, YOU'LL GET YOUR PUDDING WHEN I'M DONE DANCING. I'LL STOP BEING UNPROFESSIONAL WHEN YOU STOP BEING UNYOUNG! Check out ...

GHOSTBUSTERS Being Rebooted With All Female Cast

I am all for making the new Ghostbusters all female, but I think a reboot is not the way to go. If you wanted to make a couple of the girls the children of the original Ghostbusters and they recruit a few others that's fine, but rebooting a classic franchise like this is a kick in the pants to Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis (RIP), and Ernie Hudson. There is such a rich and awesome back story already set that they could easily make a third chapter with a new female group of Ghostbusters. I don't want to tick off any of you feminists out there so I hope you understand that I am all for ladies fighting ghosts, and there are so many hilarious actresses that I think it could work really well, but Paul Feig is a ...

New Trailer for INTERSTELLAR Will Make You Love Sci-Fi Again!

I will always love science fiction. It will always hold a special place in my heart, because it makes me feel that wonderment I felt as a kid. That being said, Christopher Nolan's "Interstellar", looks like it's going to bring that same feeling of awe to all moviegoers, both geeky and normal. Now I know what you're going to say, "Science Fiction is more than traveling through space and seeing aliens, it's about finding hot alien women with 3 breasts and banging them" and I wholeheartedly agree with you, but sometimes it's nice to break up the monotony of alien tentacle porn and watch something truly imaginative. Check out the trailer below, which is completely "hot alien with 3 titties" free. Sorry creeps. Fine, here you go you sick son of a bitch.