Too.. Much… Geek: Henry Cavill Dressed As a Sith Lord Superman

Zack Snyder just tweeted this:   #SuperJedipic.twitter.com/PyNbELK8UZ — ZackSnyder (@ZackSnyder) July 24, 2014   No, your eyes aren't deceiving you. That's Henry Cavill dressed as superman...DRESSED AS A SITH LORD. I wonder how it feels for someone like Zack Snyder to have such overwhelming power to toy with the hearts of geeks across the world with a few taps of a keyboard. Well I guess it's almost the same power pretty girls have over geeks, only difference is that eventually if we pay Zack Snyder 15 bucks he'll show us the geeky Superman goodies. Pretty gals charge much much more....almost 500$ in some cases, I mean...Or so I'm told. I have to go.

Someone’s Getting Sued: British Game Retailer Leaks Release Date of GTA 5 for Xbox One and PS4

According to Xbox Magazine, a British video game retailer GameSeek, has posted a release date for "Grand Theft Auto V" for PS4 and Xbox One for November 7th 2014. This is especially odd since neither console companies, nor Rockstar have given a set release date. I think someone over at Gameseek might be getting a hiney slapping in the form of a cease and desist letter...or someone at Rockstar might actually bend a Gameseek employee over their lap and spank their ass. I don't know the ins and outs of how Rockstar conducts their legal business, but I do know I will be one of the suckers buying GTA 5 for a second time, because I am really excited to see how realistic the hookers can be rendered with the graphics capabilities of Xbox One. That came off a little ...

Comic-Con Awesomeness: Anticipating AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

The beauty of the Internet means I can be on the other side of the world and still get the latest news. Next year, Avengers: Age of Ultron is expected to hit theaters in the summer. Last year at Comic-Con, they regurgitated the same music and choice lines from the first movie. And oh, they showed us a logo. Trust me I was geeking out like the rest of the world, but c'mon, they better show us the goods this year. Thankfully, Marvel has graced the interwebs with some pretty cool posters. ENJOY!

Comic-Con Awesomeness: First Poster For Marvel’s “ANT-MAN” Revealed!

It's hard to imagine Paul Rudd in a movie where he's not making fart jokes, but I think he can bring a funny element to the Marvel universe. Though there's no trailer yet and details about the movie's plot are scarce, I am very optimistic about this flick. "Ant-Man" always held a special place in my heart because growing up, girls called me "Ant Pants", which was because I was jittery and had nothing to do with the size of things that are in my pants. I swear!  Sigh. God, girls are so mean. Enough about my awkward, adolescent sexual experiences and on to the poster!  

Oh the Armies of Ladies Are Coming…Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer is Here!

Oh the armies of ladies are coming... To theaters. (See what I did there.) The official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey has been released to the masses. If you've been living under a rock, Fifty Shades is a book written by author E L James. In a nutshell, it's porn for women. Say what you will, it's not my cup of tea, but Beyoncé is making a revised version of Crazy of Love. Needless to say, I'm down. For the ladies out there, there are multiple wins for you. All I'd like to say is if you get to have Fifty Shades of Color, let me have Wonder Woman, regardless of her bust size. It's fantasy. It's fiction. Just like yours. Let me have my moment! In case you think I've forgotten, you also had Twilight. Leave my comics alone. Enjoy the ...

The Disgusting World of ISP Emails

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Guys... We need to have a talk. This is 2014. What does that mean? We have information on demand. The Internet allows us to access whatever we want. We have 24-hour pharmacies and 24-hour fast food spots. That means it's also incredibly convenient. And not only that, we are also blessed with the amazing convenience of it all. As if the tap of a keystroke was too difficult, we can speak to our mobile devices and it understands what you want. Everything is fast. And it's awesome. But there's something that puzzles me. It doesn't affect everyone, but there's a chance you know someone that does. It's called the ISP email. It's a terrible plague that that complicates the lives of hundreds of thousands of people every day. Please read on. (more…)

Vanilla Ice is Weeping: New Ninja Turtles Movie Has a New Rap Song

Sometimes life gives us a work of art so beautifully perfect and moving, one must stand in awe and marvel at its magnificence. That day for me was when my ears were first blessed with the privilege of listening to the hit song  "Ninja Rap", by Vanilla Ice. It's less of a song and more of a hymn to the gods of turtle power.  Well today, life has been kicked ever so swiftly in the genitals. The new "Ninja Rap", has been released and it's called "Shell Shocked", which is how I feel right now. Listen for yourself and let's all bow are heads in a moment of silence in honor of the death of rap songs involving talking turtles who fight crime... a genre of music often overlooked at the Grammy's but every bit as important to us geeks.   I know...I ...

Did Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Just Announce Which DC Comics Character He Will Be Playing?

In a recent interview with TotalFilm Dwayne Johnson had this to say: "I will say this. There's a character out there that we're going to announce very soon that I'm going to play, and I'll just say this: This character has the power of Superman, he can throw down. Just say the word. That's all I'm going to say."        For anyone who might have caught the clue in what he said. "Just say the word". I think we may be seeing him play... SHAZAM!        He is a pretty perfect choice for the role and I am also a huge fan of the rock. Throughout my teenage years as I sat on the toilet I used to scream "IF YOU CAN SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE PLOP...IS COOKING!" I'm still not allowed in that McDonald's. Oh, I'm banned because I pushed children off the slide ...

First Look At New X-Wing Fighter From STARWARS EPISODE VII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J.J. Abrams has thrown the entirety of geekdom an amazingly awesome bone. In his new video for "A force for change", where you can donate a boat load of money and win a part in the movie,  he is standing in front of what looks to be a battle damaged X-wing. I don't know about you, but I am still freaking out. What do you mean why am I crying? Because I have something in my eye. I'm wearing a storm trooper helmet, how did he know I was crying? CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BELOW!

More Official Photos From AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

It's like Christmas in July with all these amazing photos from the highly anticipated film "Avengers: Age of Ultron". So stop whatever you're doing., crack open a fresh mountian dew, and look at these photos over and over while you pray it will quench your undying thirst for more Marvel awesomeness. Now if you'll excuse me I have some more nude dancing to do! Check out the awesome photos below courtesy of Entertainment Weekly