Op-Ed: Guardians of the Galaxy is Already Awesome

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Something is happening... I'm totally psyched for Guardians of the Galaxy. Now let me explain... I'm a Marvel Comics fan. I'm not a rabid fan, but I have my collection I've had since I was a kid. I know the heavy hitters: Spider-Man, X-Men, Iron Man, Captain America and the list goes on. Last year, when I saw the teaser for Guardians and found myself saying, 'what the hell is this?' In my head, I doubted the existence of the team in the Marvel Universe. I had never heard of these guys, but I didn't care. There's a certain air of arrogance there and that's okay, even though there's a raccoon parading around with a gun bigger than he is. Did I mention he spits and grabs his raccoon crotch? He gives no fucks. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! The other interesting ...

Avengers 2 Trailer Is Nowhere To Be Found

I've been on a mission all weekend long to find the Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Trailer and to my dismay, I've found nothing. Of course I've found blips and re-tellings of the trailer, but no actual trailer. Kevin Feige said he wants to focus on marketing for Guardians of the Galaxy movie set to be released this Friday. I really don't know what you want Marvel. You've made a movie that stars a raccoon and the UK gave it 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Congratulations! You've won! Meanwhile, I'm left with awesome posters and an idea of what the trailer will be like. James Spader taunting the Avengers in that voice that can make nerds swoon. Look out Benedict Cumberbatch. I'm actually surprised that the footage didn't find it's way out at all. Trust me Mr. Feige, if you release a trailer ...

The First Trailer For THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES is Here!

Comic-con for geeks is like a porn festival for sexual deviants, and it rarely disappoints. I'm having trouble keeping up with all the amazing stuff being vomited out of San Diego, but here's another slice of nerd pie so incredibly amazing you'll want you fornicate with it. Check out the trailer for "the Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" below!  

Will Joaquin Phoenix Be Marvel’s DOCTOR STRANGE?

             TheWrap is reporting that Joaquin Phoenix is being approached for the role of Doctor Strange. I think this is a great move by Marvel. Joaquin has that weirdo, magician, creep look about him and I think he would make a great Doctor Strange. As long as we're here I have other roles for him such as: Sasquatch. Nude Homeless guy number 4. Creepy guy who walks around making out with a mop handle. These are all roles I think he is perfectly suited for...though these other suggestions are from a teen comedy I'm currently pitching to Nickelodeon. The cops are here? Ok I have to go, but stay tuned to NERDDREN for more coverage of COMICCON! article

Game of Thrones’ Maisie Williams Up For The Role of Ellie in THE LAST OF US Movie!

Arya Stark is the font runner for the role of Ellie in the live adaption of the hit playstation game "The Last of Us". At their panel at Comic-con producers of the movie spoke about meeting with her for the role and this geek couldn't be more excited. Hopefully this will pave the way for some other video game properties to get movies made. Personally I think there's one video game that has been overlooked for way too long. You guys probably know what I'm going to say....TENTACLE ORGY FANTASTIC PANDA BLAST SAGA 14! Oh, you were thinking Zelda? I have to stop playing these creepy Japanese sex video games.

Marvel Releases First Photo of The Vision From The Upcoming AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON! Who Needs New Underwear? THIS GUY

What can I even say? Marvel is the rockstar of comic properties, and I'm that big breasted fan in the front row, throwing my panties on stage. Marvel continues to dominate the San Diego Comic-Con with this released image of quicksilver and THE VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is a part of a series of posters which all fit together to make one giant mega-poster to make me eventually soil my undies.   ::throws underwear at screen::

Mark Hamill Sporting a Beard for New Star Wars Episode 7

"I sense something, a presence I've not felt since..." Since Episode 6. Mark Hamill seen above is sporting a luscious beard at Comic-Con yesterday. But not just any old man beard... this is a wise man beard. Dare I say, an Obi-Wan beard. As you can see the similarity is astounding. JJ Abrams is teasing us nerds and geeks in a world of technology and it's beautiful. Not everyone will state their happiness with it. Let's be honest, Star Wars fans are the most critical the galaxy has ever seen, but we can dream, deeper, like Inception. It's collapsing.

Comic-Con Awesomeness: Xbox Has Revealed The Trailer For Its New TV Series HALO: NIGHTFALL!

Comic-con is a holy place for geeks and nerds alike and not only because it gives them a chance to meet up with fellow my little pony fans or "bronies", but they also get a chance to see hot women wearing revealing costumes see all of the exclusive releases from various movies and video games. Another awesome reveal has come our way in the form of the trailer for "Halo: Nightfall" which is a tv series that will lead up to the newest Halo game,  Halo 5: Guardians. If you've never heard of Halo, then you're obviously lost and may god have mercy on your soul.   I don't know how much harder my nipples can get, but I'm sure comic-con won't stop until I run out of shirts. Check out some images below!

New Ben Affleck as Batman Photos

The Goddam Batman is back with a new photo. Let's give a round of applause to that righteous chin. There's an air of significance here. But questions still remains. What will he sound like? Will he fly? Will he throat punch?   I have to say I'm liking Ben better as Batman than I do Henry Cavill as Superman. Needless to say I had some issues with Man of Steel, but this still has a chance of being not the movie that DC fans needs, but the movie DC fans deserves. Just lighten up just a teensy bit, Sad Batman. Via Batman News