Next Resident Evil Movie Will Be the Last in Paul W.S. Anderson’s Butchering of the Franchise

I know I sound pretty cynical and I think i have every right to be. Resident Evil was a terrifying game, and even when I look back at the laughable graphics in the original game for the first playstation, I am still amazed at how scary it was. Then Anderson comes along and makes the worst possible video game to movie adaption I have ever seen, and somehow gets permission to keep throwing up these dumb sequels over and over. I'm done ranting, but as a die hard Resident evil fan, it's not enough to pepper in characters from the games, while completely destroying the story line and removing any elements that made the game so terrifying. Hooray for this news and to Paul W.S. Anderson. May god have mercy on your soul. The new movie is tentatively titled: "Resident ...

Amazon Might Announce Their New 3D Smartphone Today

Year after year tech geeks around the world foam at the mouth in front of their computer screens, waiting impatiently for Apple or Samsung to vomit the new iteration of their smartphones onto the public. Today they might have a new and exciting splash of tech puke to enjoy from Amazon. Today Amazon is hinting a launch event for something new and it is believed that it will be their new 3D smartphone. So we will all wait with bated breath to see if they are actually announcing a smartphone, or just having an event where they just stand on stage and flip off various book publishers. Either way I'm sure Apple lawyers are probably very excited to have a new company to sue for patent infringement. You can check out the official site for the launch event here!


I'm not sure how I feel about this newly released photo of the shredder from the new TMNT movie, but if they were going for a giant transformer looking character with vague similarities to the shredder from the cartoons we all grew up with, then they hit the nail on the head, and by hit the nail on the head I mean they hit my childhood straight in the beanbag. Sigh.

The Trailer for the Dumb and Dumber Sequel is Here to Help Us Forget About Dumb and Dumberer

It's been so long since there has been a genuinely old school hilarious Jim Carrey movie, and that time has finally arrived.   I just hope they didn't pull the old bait and switch where they show all the funny parts in the trailer and then a high brow-comedy-liking fellow like myself ends up sitting through an hour and a half of fart jokes. LOL. Farts.

The Daily Show Tears Google Glass Users Apart and it’s Hilarious

This is a story from The Daily Show where they cover the harassment and intolerance Google glass users face in public. I, for one, think they're awesome, but just watch this video and witness the hardships these "poor" people face at the hands of people who are simply angry because they don't want to be filmed by a stranger without their permission.     The Daily Show Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook,Daily Show Video Archive Compelling and heart wrenching.

Alleged iPhone 6 Photos Leaked!

Every year the interwebnet is a beehive of speculation about the new iteration of iPhone. This year hasn't been any different as hundreds of supposed leaked images are vomited all over the place for people to drool over, only to find out most of them were fake. These new photos look pretty real and I am really torn on whether or not I like the new design. These new leaked images were apparently taken by some Taiwanese actor who claims to have an actual iPhone 6. Judge for yourself.     Apple could release an iPhone shaped like Rosie O Donnell's face and people would still buy it so it comes down to preference. You might prefer wearing a bathing suit in a pool, I might prefer not wearing a bathing suit and being politely asked not to swim in the pool nude. ...

First Photos of Jurassic World Tell Us Absolutely Nothing About the Plot

The first photos have been released for the new movie in the Jurassic Park series. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard star along CGI dinosaurs and palm trees as far as the eye can see. The plot still hasn't been officially announced but I'll take a stab at it. " People oohh and ahh over an amazing dinosaur park, dinosaurs eat some people, man outruns raptors on motorcycle, close call with kids and t-rex. Woman with no soul attempts to leave them behind but is eaten at last second. End credits." How did I do? Jurassic Park amazed me as a kid and I am one of the few people who liked the second one, but the third...What they did with the third one was like when that guy lured me into his van with promises of handfuls of candy. except I ...


E3 has been full of excitement, with a sh*t ton of games being announced for the next gen consoles Xbox One and the Playstation 4. Dead Island was pretty fun and this game looks like it's going to be a cool continuation. Aside from the fact this game clearly takes place in L.A. (which is not an island) it looks pretty awesome. So tell your girlfriend it's time to buckle down on frivolous spending like food shopping and the gas bill, and start hoarding those ducats for some pre-ordering awesomeness; starting with this game. You're a geek. It's time to start getting your priorities in line. And let's be honest, if you're reading this blog, there's a 99.999999999% chance you don't have a girlfriend anyway, so that's one less thing to worry about!