DEAD RISING MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS!

  I am ecstatic over the news that Legendary Pictures have acquired the right to Dead Rising! Hopefully this production company doesn't jump out of the bushes, tear down Dead Rising's panties and violate it similar to the way the Resident Evil movies took my heart out for a drink, roofied it, then left it on the side of the road smelling like Drakkar Noir and regret. That was graphic. Well enough about my pain, back to the good news! You think you're excited? Feel these nipples! Check out the full article here!

Harry Potter Wants to Be the Robin to Ben Affleck’s Batman

During a Q and A with Buzzfeed, Daniel Radcliffe, has apparently become bored of spending all that Harry Potter money, and wants to play Robin in Zack Snyder's re-imagining of the Batman franchise. I don't see a huge issue with it, except the fact that he is Harry Potter and that's all he will ever be. Stay away from this Radcliffe! First you ruin wizards for me, and now you want to take away my Batman undies too?! WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?! Sorry about that. The therapist said to channel my anger into something positive, so I'm going to positively eat this entire box of donuts while angrily crying. Check out the Q and A here!

New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Has More Turtles, And it Looks AWESOME

The new trailer is here for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it shows us way more of the 4 crime fighting turtles and less of Megan Fox's horrific acting. I haven't been this excited for a movie since they announced Twilight. I mean...Rambo 5. Yeah...that's what I meant. TEAM EDWARD! Damnit. Check out the insanely awesome trailer below!  

STARWARS EPISODE 8 NEWS! Rian Johnson, Director of LOOPER, Has Been Confirmed to Write and Direct Chapter 8 in the STARWARS Saga

Big news has just been announced! Rian Johnson, of "Looper" fame, has been chosen to write and direct Starwars: Episode VIII. It has also been announced that he will also write a treatment for the ninth chapter as well. This is exciting news for any Starwars geeks out there, and when someone ridicules you for not having a girlfriend, do what i do...flip them off, run away crying, and pop that Starwars bluray in and get all the loving you'll ever need. Make sure you run fast though, because Starwars may cure sadness, but it doesn't do much for broken cheek bones.   You can read more about the announcement here!

Jason Momoa Practically “Confirms” He is Playing Aquaman in BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

Jason Momoa, famous for playing Khal Drogo on the hit series "Game of Thrones", was on Jimmy Kimmel and after speaking about his role as the Dothraki warlord, was grilled by Kimmel about rumors that he was playing Aquaman in the upcoming "Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice". His response to Kimmel was a pretty sure sign that he'll be Aquaman. I am ridiculously excited to see such a versatile actor playing such a prolific superhero that has powers so amazing and unbelievable that they are eclipsed only by Superman. But can Superman have a conversation with a tuna? Didn't think so. Game, set, match. Check out the interview below!    

Full Trailer for DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES Looks Awesome

I have been excited for this movie since before it was even announced. I thought Rise of the Planet of the Apes was such a refreshing reboot of the franchise and now my nipples have torn right through my shirt after watching this trailer for the sequel. I haven't seen such entertaining monkey vs. man action since that time I punched a monkey in the face at one of those drive through wild animal parks. If a spider monkey rips off my windshield wiper, then we're going to tussle. I would have won but I didn't know we could scratch and bite like girls. Oh, the monkey was a female? Well now I feel horrible. Anyways enjoy the trailer below!  

New “Gotham” Trailer Shows Us Some Familiar Foes and…Jada Pinkett-Smith?

Fox's new show "Gotham" is a prequel of sorts to the Batman movies and revolves around the earlier career of comissioner Gordon where he finds himself hunting the killer of young Bruce Wayne's parents. This trailer shows us the main villains we'll be seeing in the first season. From the quick looks it shows a bulemic penguin and a leather clad, 9 year old Catwoman girl. Creepy. Oh there' s also Jada Pinkett-Smith, who plays someone named "Fish Mooney", whoever the hell that is .  I think it's cool they are bringing in these classic characters, and to be honest the Penguin looks awesome as an adolescent thug (before the morbid obesity) and Catkid looks like a freakin' cat so whoever did the casting, bravo. I am excited for this show and if Fox messes it up I'm going to get revenge, and ...

Jurassic World Director Teases New Dinosaur!

The director of the new "Jurassic World", Colin Trevorrow has released a new photo on his twitter which seems to reveal a new amphibious dinosaur to the "Jurassic Park" universe. In the photo you can clearly see water on the ground and it looks like the shadow of  Mosasaur jaws or the unmistakable shadow of my meth addicted neighbor that I see on my bedroom wall at night. Either way it did serious damage to my undies. I provided a pic of a Mosasaur below, and before you ask, I can't provide a photo of my neighbor because I don't want you to gouge your own eyes out from the sheer horror. It's up to you to decide which dinosaur you think this may be, and it's up to me to call the cops on my neighbor, who is clearly ...

Amazon Announces Fire Phone

Amazon is announcing their new Amazon Fire Phone as we speak. It comes with a 13mp camera, 4.7 inch display and a quad-core 2.2GHz processor. It has a lot of awesome features, but one awesome perk is Amazon is giving you unlimited cloud storage for photos. That will leave you a little extra money for whatever else you usually waste your money on...Maybe a pack of Razzles? Rumor is it will only be available for AT&T. It looks strikingly similar to an iPhone, but like I always say it comes down to preference. A reliable source from my other personality has just informed me the Fire Phone will not be eligible for Amazon Prime.  Check out photos and more info about the phone here!

Call of Duty Advanced Warfare Gameplay Trailer Looks Awesome

Call of Duty has announced the next chapter in the series with "Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Geeks and gamers rejoice as we finally have a new platform where we can be ourselves. A place where unnecessary outbursts of violence are commonplace and cursing out a 6 year old is just part of the game. Never before has Call of Duty given you so much ammunition...to hurl profanity riddled, homophobic remarks at complete strangers without any repercussions. This new chapter looks pretty cool, and with all the futuristic tech at your disposal, it should make for a much more enjoyable experience, or at the very least, a fun game to play in between threatening to bang your opponents mother after the match is over. Check out this game play trailer. Oh, and Kevin Spacey is in it too!