Leaked Photo of STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Action Figures!

The folks over at Geek Tyrant have come across some of the action figures that will be released when "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" graces our eyeballs. It gives us a slightly better look at some of the new characters and one very familiar fuzzball. The first figure looks like some type of altered storm trooper, though it is rumored this is Gwendoline Christie's character. The second is John Boyega minus the stormtrooper getup. The third is Daisy Ridley's character "Rey", which looks very Jedi-ish to my eyes. The next in line is soccer ball droid and finally, we have Chewbacca, who is regrettably dressed in white-face. Apparently, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away they were more tolerant of giant, hairy bigots. What's the Wookiee translation for "We're all the same color on the inside you racist son ...


I am a sucker for the Terminator franchise and I honestly liked all of them (Yes, even terminator 3) but I think this looks like a fresh take on the story and the trailer was awesome. Now,I know what you're saying, "How can a geriatric robot be entertaining?" I will counter with another question. Why is there a nude hobo rubbing butter on his chest in my bathroom? Oh, right. Forgot about this huge mirror...WHAT? I LIKE BUTTER!

DC’s SUICIDE SQUAD Has a Cast and it’s INSANE

Variety reports that DC has cast its's upcoming movie "Suicide Squad", which revolves around a group of villains who are given a chance to fight for good. The cast is almost unbelievable, but before you come to my house and splash moose piss in my eyes for lying, I want to repeat that this cast is CONFIRMED. The Joker will be played by...   JARED LETO       Harley Quinn will be played by...   MARGOT ROBBIE of "Wolf of Wall Street" Fame   Deadshot will be played by... Will Smith!   Rick Flag will be played by... Tom Hardy!   Boomerang will be played by... Jai Courtney!   Enchantress will be played by... Cara Delevingne! I know this is a lot to take in all at once, but this bat-shit crazy mix of actors might actually form a pretty damn awesome movie. Movie studios will never be able to fully duplicate the sheer awesomeness of the comics we read (though Joss ...

The JURASSIC WORLD Trailer is Here!

It has been a while since we've seen a new movie in the "Jurassic Park" saga and after watching this, it's safe to say, I am feeling that same excitement as I did when I saw the original film as a kid. Let's hope they haven't screwed the pooch with this one. Check out the awesome trailer below! Now that was exciting! It seems to be following a similar recipe as the first film. Happy...happy...full of awe and wonderment...fun!...darkness...terror...running. Now I know what you're thinking, "That sounds an awful lot like your first sexual experience", and...I...have to go have a chat with a bottle of whiskey...


The folks over at Star Wars have announced the official title to Starwars: Episode 7! Star Wars: The Force Awakens has completed principal photography. #StarWarsVII #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/mFTP9YbKNN — Star Wars (@starwars) November 6, 2014   Take a moment to breathe in the awesomeness! This is a great title and I, for one, will be dancing around in my childhood Darth Vader Undies to celebrate. "Aren't they going to be a little tight?" Probably, but don't act like you're not impressed!

Trailer For DISTRICT 9 Director Neil Blomkamp’s CHAPPIE is Here!

As far as visionary science fiction directors are concerned, Neil Blomkamp is very high on my list of awesomeness. His gritty filming style and storytelling in "District 9" (as well as an amazing performance by Sharlto Copley), won me over and "Elysium" was also pretty awesome. Now they're back in what looks to be a retelling of "Pinnochio" with robots. The cast looks solid with Copley as "Chappie", Hugh Jackman, Dev Patel and those 2 creeps from that rap group DIE ANTWOORD. (Just kidding, I actually like them) Check out the awesome trailer below. I have a feeling we are all going to root for "Chappie", then something will happen to him and I'll be sobbing in my underwear while I wipe tears from my face with cheetos dust-covered fingers. "Why are you wearing underwear in a movie theater?" Mind your business! What ...

TERMINATOR: GENISYS Photos and Plot Revealed!

Entertainment Weekly has released their new covers with the cast of "Terminator: Genisys" showing Emilia Clarke as Sarah Connor, Jai Courtney as Kyle Reese, Jason Clarke as John Connor, and Matt Smith of "Doctor Who" fame as a yet unnamed character. In the article the plot is revealed and it seems to be a retelling of the story using time travel to reset the course of the story much like they did in the reboot of "Star Trek".  Their fresh take will still use the original movies as a framework but there are some changes...SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER ALERT Twist No. 1? Sarah Connor isn’t the innocent she was when Linda Hamilton first sported feathered hair and acid-washed jeans in the role. Nor is she Hamilton’s steely zero body-fat warrior in 1991’s T2. Rather, the mother of humanity’s messiah was orphaned by a Terminator at ...

Is This a Photo of One of the Villains in STAR WARS: EPISODE 7?

The folks over at GeekTyrant via StarwarsUnderworld have, what they claim, is a test photo of one of the villains in the upcoming "Star Wars: Episode 7". I am very, very skeptical about this photo, but judge for yourself. Take a look at the light saber and tell me it doesn't strike you as odd. SPOILERS AHEAD IF THIS IS A REAL PHOTO FROM THE MOVIE!                         If it is real, they better scrap the light saber or I am getting the J.J. Abrams tattoo removed from my ass.  

Marvel Announces INSANE List of Upcoming Movies for Phase 3!!!!

It's Christmas in October for Geeks all over, because Marvel has just announced a shit-ton of movies for phase 3 of the cinematic universe!   Oh and I almost forgot... COME THE FUCK ON. #MarvelEvent pic.twitter.com/MkIpqiJhK6 — Devil Faraci (@devincf) October 28, 2014            Other big news is that Chadwick Boseman will be playing Black Panther, which sounds good to me! Let's try to keep our pants on until we get more info, but so far this is a huge day for the geeks of the world! Enjoy and rejoice in the fact that it is a GREAT time to be nerds so don't be shy, take off your pants and run through the streets cheering for Marvel! I would but I already have three marvel-related, nude dancing episodes under my belt!

BREAKING: Benedict Cumberbatch is Marvel’s DOCTOR STRANGE!

Deadline Hollywood is reporting that Marvel has chosen Benedict Cumberbatch to play the popular comic book character "Doctor Strange". Nowhere in their article do they have definitive proof that he is actually confirmed for the part, but let's be honest...we love to hear good news, even if it isn't true. It's like when your girlfriend tells you she isn't cheating, and you instantly believe it until you get home on your lunch break and you walk in to see your beloved playing naked twister with someone WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MAILMAN. That's a terrible example, but let's hope the news about BD playing Dr. Strange is true, and those crazy rumors about your girlfriend and that group of midgets is false.